Book and Direction by Peter Zachari,

Music and Lyrics by Damon Maida and Peter Zachari

Music Director: Robert Cookman

Choreographer: Joey Mirabile

"When fed up overweight women grab guns to storm the offices of Gaunt fashion

magazine they become the darlings of social media...

and that's when all their hidden secrets come out."

FAT ASSES: THE MUSICAL follows the crusade of three larger-than-life ladies who find themselves ostracized from their friends, families and even their weight-loss support group.  Fed up of feeling invisible, Margaux, Candy and Lacey join forces with the militant newcomer Dustine and decide to storm the offices of the fashion magazine, Gaunt. When the girls are thrust into an immediate spotlight of social media adoration, they are forced to confront their deepest and sometimes deadliest secrets. Songs include, “Fed Up!” “Showstopper,” “Loving You Is a Dying Art,” “A Taste of Fashion,” and “We’re All the Rage” and more.

Amandina Altomare (Meredith)

Sydney Blair (Candy)

Lori Funk (Dustine)

Emily Jewell (Margaux)

Lisa McDonough (Joanne / Guidance Counselor)

Scott Michael Salame (Waiter / Cop)

Kegan Witzki (Foster / Roger)

Itanza Wooden (Lacey)

Johnson Theater

Theater for the New City, 155 First Ave. (at E. 10th Street)

May 3 - 20



Sunday 3PM

General Admission: $18.00



Run Time:

120 minutes

(1) 15 Minute Intermission

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155 First Avenue
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New York, NY 10003
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